Hello and welcome to a very old one of the longest-running websites on the internet!

Well, running might be too strong of a word. Due to the ravages of time, it is a shell of what it once was, and we are both now retired from this adventure we started in 1995.

But never fear! All is not lost!

Of course, we did amass a ton of content over the years. However, it all became so disorganized, Jen recently decided to just start over and create a new archive on OneDrive.

It's very much a work in progress but if you're at least 18 years old, and not offended by boobies, you can sign up for her secret newsletter to get FREE access to it!

Jen also has a new homepage at JenPM.com where you can find out what she's up to these days.

Plus, you can still read our story and check out other places you might have seen us!

And finally, we do have a YouTube channel, but that is very, very silly.